Cheesy One Liners for Girls – guys favorite pick up lines

Last Revised on August 4, 2009

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Interpreting a guy’s opening line can sometime make you chuckle. Learn the different cheesy pick up liners guys use to approach women. Cheesy one lines are very risky but in the meantime could be a rewarding one. Some girls can easily for fall for romantic one liners, other times it can result in a slap or even a cold fresh drink splashed on your face to open up your eyes. Interestingly, even though the conventional wisdom teaches that the cheesy one liners to girls don’t work, boys keep on embracing and constantly firing one liner after another. So we ended up listing the best of the top cheesiest one liners used by guys for girls to win over their heart. They think it works, do you?

These are guys top favorite cheesy one liners for girls that they often use.

crazy weather, today, huh?

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

$8 is worth 10 minutes of convo, isn’t it?

You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there’s nothing else like you!

Your feet must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

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9 Responses to “Cheesy One Liners for Girls – guys favorite pick up lines”

  1. Girl Cupid Says:
    August 4th, 2009 at 10:10 pm

    I have been at the bar scene for so many years now and some guys have use very corny pick up lines that were not only good and unique, but shows they are original and smart. I will list some of the cheesy one-liners for girls. Listen them up all the guys reading this carefully:
    If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays? My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes ahead in the future.
    Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
    Never use this cheesy one liner to women – you must be new in town. It sounds boring and old.
    I hope you guys enjoy my 1 liners.

  2. Corny Johny Says:
    August 5th, 2009 at 10:58 am

    Being corny as I can be, I have been achieved both success as well as failure using corny cheesy pick up lines. I don’t usually throw oneliners though, my pick up lines contain more than one line or sentence. Best one I got is “Hi, I would like to award you the {Whatever beer we were drinking} award for looking so good. Now if you will give me your name, number and other vital statistics, I would like to enter you in our grand prize drawing for an all-expenses paid date with me.” This one might make myself sound rich and girl cheap, but it works.

  3. William Jacobson Says:
    August 5th, 2009 at 10:08 pm

    You got some good cheesy love one liners. Hope to see some more soon.

  4. my boo or beau Says:
    August 9th, 2009 at 10:22 pm

    I think the best cheesy liners are the ones that nobody has ever heard of. It will be more cheesy if it makes you sound desperate but pretending not to be. Girls like guys who make them feel desperate and become curious about, not the other way around.

  5. Here is the cheesiest pick up line Says:
    January 3rd, 2010 at 3:16 pm

    You are like an attractive dictionary that is able to add meaning to my life. I think this is also the worst pick up line ever because it makes you sound dumb somehow.

    I think the funny one would be something like “Hi, do you have a cell phone? Because my parents told me to call them if I see an angel.”

  6. Single People Flirts like nobody Says:
    November 14th, 2010 at 6:08 pm

    I just finished reading best tips to pick someone up. Here are the top 4 ways: 1. be quick, don’t be acting like you are hesitating and stammering. Act like you have a lot to say. 2. throw random fun facts whenever applicable such as by saying “did you know that…?” 3. Impress the girl or guy’s friends. 4. I forgot. LOL

  7. more one liners Says:
    April 5th, 2011 at 1:12 pm

    i got 2 one liners
    1. Are you related to google cause you got everything i’m looking for
    2. Is your dad a robber cause it looked like he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
    hope you like them!!

  8. Answer Says:
    June 19th, 2011 at 1:54 am

    Behind every men is a good women but I’d rather u

  9. russ Says:
    August 8th, 2011 at 10:44 pm

    i just stand next a girl n when she looks a me i wait a sec… then say “please like me” and do the puppy dog eyes, then i laugh at myself. Maybe I sound too desperate or dumb but nobody knows me online so I feel safe in my shell.

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